Statement of Beliefs
The Conclave of the Great Tit
The Conclave of the Great Tit
We are a sanctuary for those who find grace in the quiet wisdom of the natural world. Our community is dedicated to the profound teachings of kindness, nurtured through the daily presence of the Great Tit and the vast, unspoiled beauty of our shared environment.
Statement of Beliefs
We believe that the universe speaks to us through the smallest and most resilient of its creatures. Our core principles are built upon the observation of nature's simple harmonies, where kindness is not merely an action but a natural state of being. We hold that every moment spent in communion with the natural world is a step toward profound self-realization and community healing, guided by the quiet wisdom of our feathered companions and the enduring beauty of the wild landscapes we call home.
The Saints
We shall have Saints, but we do not venerate them. They are not inhuman or in any way exalted. They are humans, animals like us.
We just think they're neat.
This is Saint Patton of Oswalt, the first Saint* of The Conclave of the Great Tit. We honor him as it was his exhortation that, "The universe is cruel. Be kind." has formed the initial and core belief of this religion. He is a thinker, a kind human, a father, and extremely hilarious.Â
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*Saint Patton has not accepted this honor, nor does he in any way endorse our religion, views, or presence.
The Flight of the Tit
01
Kindness
In the words of Saint Patton of Oswalt, "The universe is cruel; be kind."
02
Acceptance
Others, yourself, and the inevitable contradictions that so persistently exist.
03
Nature
We are all animals, part of the natural world, and stewards thereof.
04
Absurdity
Behold the dawn, and in it a return, to before the bloat of contrivance. Behold, disorganized religion.
